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With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is a film that explores themes of hotel, therapist, long island, new york. It also touches on female protagonist and sick child and motherhood.
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Director
Mary Bronstein
Cast
Rose Byrne, Conan O'Brien, A$AP Rocky, Danielle Macdonald, Delaney Quinn, Mary Bronstein, Ivy Wolk, Mark Stolzenberg, Manu Narayan, Christian Slater
What Critics Say
Critics praised Byrne's performance, with Jeanette Catsoulis of The New York Times and Glenn Whipp of the Los Angeles Times calling it "magnificent". David Fear of Rolling Stone wrote, "[Rose Byrne]...
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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
Everything is under control.
You can stream If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025) on Max with a subscription.
IMDb
6.4/10
RT Critics
92%
Certified
RT Audience
55%
Metacritic
Director
Mary Bronstein
Cast
Rose Byrne, Conan O'Brien, A$AP Rocky, Danielle Macdonald, Delaney Quinn, Mary Bronstein, Ivy Wolk, Mark Stolzenberg, Manu Narayan, Christian Slater
What Critics Say
Critics praised Byrne's performance, with Jeanette Catsoulis of The New York Times and Glenn Whipp of the Los Angeles Times calling it "magnificent". David Fear of Rolling Stone wrote, "[Rose Byrne]...
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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is streaming on Max. If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is not currently available on Netflix, Hulu, Disney+, Prime Video, Apple TV+. Availability last verified April 12, 2026.