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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
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With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
A suffocating sense of dread clings to every domestic fracture as a mother fights to hold her crumbling reality together. This jagged portrait of grief and paranoia finds its pulse in the unsettling friction between a desperate parent and her increasingly combative therapist.
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Mary Bronstein
Cast
Rose Byrne, Conan O'Brien, A$AP Rocky, Danielle Macdonald, Delaney Quinn, Mary Bronstein, Ivy Wolk, Mark Stolzenberg, Manu Narayan, Christian Slater
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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
Everything is under control.
You can stream If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025) on Max with a subscription, rent on Apple TV+, or buy on Apple TV+.
IMDb
6.3/10
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92%
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RT Audience
55%
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Director
Mary Bronstein
Cast
Rose Byrne, Conan O'Brien, A$AP Rocky, Danielle Macdonald, Delaney Quinn, Mary Bronstein, Ivy Wolk, Mark Stolzenberg, Manu Narayan, Christian Slater
6 options ranked by value · 🇺🇸 United States
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